Weirdest Spam…ever.

April 20, 2009 3 Comments

This has to be the strangest spam that I’ve ever received – just this image and nothing else:

What the huh?

I can’t decide if it really is an image of a retarded Chinese choir, or if it’s just that they’ve all just figured out the sum in the middle after days of struggled logic.

Answers on the back of a postcard/dead squirrel to the usual address.

The best-laid schemes

April 13, 2009 2 Comments

So much for a nice relaxing yet productive Bank Holiday weekend.

Plan:
Thursday – Leave work, go for a quick drink with workmates (2 pint max), return home and chill for the evening.
Good Friday – sleep in, go to work for a few hours to get things done, return home, cook, work on websites.
Saturday/Sunday – spend as a normal weekend, write a long overdue blogpost for one particular site, reformat old PC, cook a nice Sunday lunch of some sort.
Monday – play poker.

Reality:
Thursday – Leave work, go for drinking session, get home at 7am.
Bad Friday – get out of bed at 3pm, put kettle on, things start to spin, go back to bed.
Saturday – spend day in bed watching Season 2 and 3 of How I Met Your Mother.
Sunday – venture out to shops to find Waitrose is closed. Retire home to eat bananas and bagel.
Monday – still plan to play poker in a few hours.

Happy Easter and all that.